For anyone that wants to play the home game of "punch yourself in the face on a weekend afternoon": github.com/deviceplug/btleplug

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If I just poll for devices discovered by bluez, everything works fine.

If I turn on adapter events in bluez so I can use event driven discovery, connect calls die on service discovery timeout, then characteristic notifications don't work.

Fantastic API. Truly something.

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Practice session for my all sex robot hardware techno set

(OSR-2 w/ Lovense Max 2 adapter)

HOWEVER: Tagging me into buttplug porn where Buttplug (the library) is being used with buttplugs (the toys) in butts (the body part) is completely fine and there's a good chance I'll even retweet that because that's totally within context and On Brand.

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Just because I have the most awesome account name on twitter does not mean I want to see your butt and/or buttplug in use in said butt.

I just wanna write software for butts ok

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stg every time a model tags me with their buttplug porn because I'm the first thing that comes up when they type "buttplug" to try to get retweets, I'm just gonna reply with "excuse me this is an applebees"

RT @buttplugio@twitter.com

Ok so now I have a decision to make.

Should this Bluetooth covid test make a buttplug vibrate if you don’t have covid (to celebrate) or if you do have covid (as consolation)

(Link via @cybergibbons@twitter.com because of course) twitter.com/netspooky/status/1

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/buttplugio/status/

Ok so now I have a decision to make.

Should this Bluetooth covid test make a buttplug vibrate if you don’t have covid (to celebrate) or if you do have covid (as consolation)

(Link via @cybergibbons@twitter.com because of course)

RT @netspooky@twitter.com

I bought one of these today because I needed to take a test. It was the only one at CVS and it was disappointing because it required me to link with a phone to get my results. Let's see what's inside:

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/netspooky/status/1

... I meant to make that tweet from main but it actually ends up working better over here on Brand Twitter so I'm just gonna leave it.

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oh no someone found my fursuit

RT @tilton_raccoon@twitter.com

Oh god I just remembered the PC case mod from 1999 that was covered in fur, had a giant sheath (!), was wearing a pair of panties (!!) and had the reset button recessed inside a rubber anus on the back (!!!). I’m not making this up, but all evidence of it’s existence is gone.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/tilton_raccoon/sta

RT @thomasjgamble@twitter.com

honestly what improves my mood and brain function are omega 3 fatty *asses*

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/thomasjgamble/stat

And to be clear: This is Buttplug for native android apps, not just WebBluetooth in Chrome.

More info coming once PRs start getting landed.

Excite.

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AND HOW

RT @Bezzeroo@twitter.com

Furries are either horny or wholesome but secretly extra horny.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Bezzeroo/status/14

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