Ok so now I have a decision to make.

Should this Bluetooth covid test make a buttplug vibrate if you don’t have covid (to celebrate) or if you do have covid (as consolation)

(Link via because of course)


I bought one of these today because I needed to take a test. It was the only one at CVS and it was disappointing because it required me to link with a phone to get my results. Let's see what's inside:


@buttplugio Well, if you have Covid, you are already screwed, so I say vibrate if you don't have it.

Or have both, but the positive is just one long, monotone of overwhelming being fucked while the other is the happy little dance.

@buttplugio I'd vote different patterns. Morse code maybe?

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