today i learned that lovense doesn't have any employees from Oakland

(picture from another fcc discovery, h/t @teledildonics69@twitter.com)

I wonder if they can get whistle tip dude in the ad for this

VIBRATOR GO WOO WOOOOOOOO

YOUVE HEARD TELL ME WHEN TO GO

NOW YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN TO COME

Just unfollow me now I鈥檓 gonna be like this all fuckin night

DOIN A SIDESHOW ON THAT PUSSY

(yeah no i wasn鈥檛 kidding in that last tweet)

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