Ahahahaha what in the actual fuck does

THE FIRST MAINSTREAM ADULT INDIE GAME

even fucking mean

Lovense once again signs their brand to games that are pretty much trash.

But at least it'll make for some fire shitposts, so buckle up.

Ok let's start with teaser images.

Game is on a lush planet but really who cares unless I'm fuckin' the plants and/or geography.

Oh I get to play as Max, did they really allow for choice of gend.. LOL NOPE "HIS PLACE IN LIFE" GOT IT

WE'RE GONNA BE UP TO OUR NUTS IN KERPAL GUTS

Also surprisingly convenient that character has the same name as Lovense's current penetrable toy offering, The Max 2 (they've got a heated fucktube, called The Calor, on the way soon).

Ahahaha Lovense. Lovense. You didn't.

YOU ADDED FURRIES.

YOU ADDED FURRIES TO YOUR STRAIGHT GAME WHERE YOU PLAY A HUMAN FUCKDOLL NAMED MAX.

DO YOU REALLY THINK THERE ARE STRAIGHT FURRIES.

DO YOU. REALLY.

Please check snopes before making another game.

We interrupt this shitpostfest to inject actual info.

Wild Life is apparently a patreon funded game (To the tune of $110K/MONTH) that I guess is getting published through Nutaku and has Lovense backing for integration.

Apparently genders are chooseable.

twitter.com/Xarathos/status/14

I did no research before starting this stupid thread because I was going from the marketing page, located here: lovense.com/wild-life-adult-in

The patreon, which lists more features, is located here: patreon.com/adeptussteve

Now then, back to the dumbassery.

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Ok one more thing.

I've watched indie devs struggle/go into debt for games that look far, far more interesting than this that gets $110000/month.

Just proves: Add boobs.

Tig ol' biddies + patreon will get you a new house while you make your game.

Tetris clone? itym Titris.

Ok well I was gonna go back to vacuously making fun of the fact their furry characters probably aren't even anatomically correct but my wonderful followers are comin' with the real πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

twitter.com/NerdyFlirtChel/sta

can't believe all you dirty fuckin' casuals waiting for bf2042 when i have yet to see NOT ONE

NOT. ONE.

review mentioning kissing/grabbing/massaging features

Anyways, that's it for this round of "make fun of the 'mainstream' sex game that will make more money than I will ever see", a topic that never gets old.

No, really, I was doing this exact thing 13 years ago because I never grow as a perso... buttplug.

metafetish.com/2008/04/10/too-

Please go use Buttplug to do new, weird things with sex hardware than having boring sex in RPGs that look like poorly rehashed James Cameron movies (Wild Life seriously looks like Avatar except humans/furries, with all of the cultural baggage).

awesome.buttplug.io

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Buttplugs.

While also reminding everyone of how you CORRECTLY portray smexy furry characters in gaming.

Oh and if anyone actually makes titris it better have buttplug integration.

Though according to urban dictionary this is already a thing and I… just…

um… do I not know how boobs work or how Tetris works or both?

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