Suddenly the idea of putting an accelerometer on a fleshlight is interesting again.
Trombone Champ is the best game ever made
Love too hook 20 year old sex toys up to my computer and see the following completely normal notification.
I would like to say thank you to @HolyWowStudios@twitter.com for making this shitpost, and the hopefully better tracked shitposts to follow, possible.
Absolutely worth $15. Go buy it.
@buttplugio a friend just sent me this, and I don't know which is worse (or better?)
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