RT @OpenArousal@twitter.com

Introducing the BedroomAid w/ @ResearchDesire@twitter.com featuring our spooky halloween decoration from @FunkitToys@twitter.com

It does a thing!

clips.twitch.tv/WanderingEager

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/OpenArousal/status

the perfect teledildonics control interfaces doesn't exi...

RT @awwbees@twitter.com

as a software guy, I've always been jealous of modular folks with their sweet eurorack setups. I want a giant wall of lights, too!! and so, armed with the legion of midi controllers I've accumulated over the years, and a few bolts, I give you MIDIWALL

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/awwbees/status/130

RT @buttplugio@twitter.com

The Lovense Hyphy is out!

It's like a bluetooth controllable electric toothbrush for your bits, that's also an insertable!

I really shouldn't be allowed to write sex toy copy!

$99US! Go buy one now! Get dat thizz face on!

lovense.buttplug.io

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/buttplugio/status/

The Lovense Hyphy is out!

It's like a bluetooth controllable electric toothbrush for your bits, that's also an insertable!

I really shouldn't be allowed to write sex toy copy!

$99US! Go buy one now! Get dat thizz face on!

lovense.buttplug.io

new type of guy just dropped:

sales guy that keeps the name of The Buttplug Guy on his fridge.

I'm assuming for inspiration.

(This is one of the fucking creepiest marketing emails I've ever gotten. Don't fucking do this.)

Just sitting here imagining momfluencers videoing their kids opening and enjoying their brand new Buttplug.io coding kit.

Or millennials creating Authentic Buttplug Content.

Or Pumpkin Spice Buttplugs for them MOTHERFUCKING DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON hits.

Wow, it looks like (after at least a couple of tries and one failed crowdfunding effort) minna/kgoal are releasing the non-penetrative Boost Bluetooth Kegel trainer next month!

kgoal.com/products/kgoal-boost

RT @remute@twitter.com

It's 1994 and Germany is dreaming of virtual reality, war games and teledildonics.
(Taken from the magazine 'Computerwoche').

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/remute/status/1449

RT @MauAbata@twitter.com

Making a lube pump for work and decided to plug it into this friend. Testing out various pumps to see which one has the best Lube Delivering Capabilities, and this one works great but also slightly foams the lube!

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/MauAbata/status/14

NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I FELT SO SEEN AND VALIDATED IN FURRY PORN

sometimes you just wanna show off your new toy but everyone be like "but I just got done with the analog version"

(Ruaidri's animation for @Jykinturah@twitter.com, FA: furaffinity.net/view/44090276/ E621: e621.net/posts/2968478)

Because not all filth innovation is technical.

RT @GaudyGryphon@twitter.com

Presenting: Russell's Sheath! This unique penetrable toy allows you to fulfill all your sheath docking fantasies, with a plump set of balls and removable red-rocket! He's available from our webstore now! πŸΆπŸ’„
gaudygryphon.com/product/russe

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GaudyGryphon/statu

Finally, the flag for teledildonics.

... of a sort.

RT @EveryThinLine@twitter.com

If there's one thing the thin fire brick line stands for, it's the noble telecommunications equipment installer in your life with a thing for anonymous dong.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/EveryThinLine/stat

Oh and if anyone actually makes titris it better have buttplug integration.

Though according to urban dictionary this is already a thing and I… just…

um… do I not know how boobs work or how Tetris works or both?

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While also reminding everyone of how you CORRECTLY portray smexy furry characters in gaming.

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