I have spent the past hour making my nimblestroker dev kit do something very important.
we love our users
look with all the disk horse about cheating at chess with a buttplug, i feel it may be time to remind folks that that's part of the rules for my set: https://twitter.com/FunkitToys/status/1509743452283711488
Buttplug in @firstname.lastname@example.org @email@example.com twice in 2 days!
Now they're covering ButtFish, the Stockfish Buttplug Morse Code system built by @firstname.lastname@example.org, a member of our community!
I mean I *suppose* that's a way you can do it.
(Congrats on getting something working @email@example.com!
I'm still convinced you could throw a cheap IMU on instead to not have to worry about ultrasonic range, but I'll let someone working on SlimeVR figure that out.)
BEHOLD, THE TROMBONE CONTROLLER
Ultrasonic sensor controls the slide, and a microphone controls the dooting. If only I knew how to play it IRL 😅
The ultimate way to play Trombone Champ @HolyWowStudios@twitter.com
Have you always wanted to be a chess grandmaster, but wondered where you'd get the butt signals to do so?
Well wonder no more!
Presenting ButtFish, by RonSijm.
Stockfish transmitting piece positions in Morse Code to Buttplug compatible vibrating toys!
new buttplug changelog is out
Programmer Kyle Machulis combined the viral song "Cbat" (from that Reddit post...you know the one) with a trombone simulator and a Fleshlight-style toy, and the result is hilarious. https://trib.al/v4gfxs1
It's a very @firstname.lastname@example.org day on vice dot com
Slots in the Edge-O-Matic queue are available! Jump in there now to bring one home for the holidays~ 🎃🦃🎅
Link to buy is in the comments!
And now, the eternal question:
Do I post this on my LinkedIn.
Programmer Kyle Machulis combined the viral song "Cbat" (from that Reddit post...you know the one) with a trombone simulator and a Fleshlight-style toy, and the result is hilarious. https://trib.al/qKS9Ve5
My guy gettin' a Mixmag cover and Vice coverage on the same day.
Welp, @email@example.com @firstname.lastname@example.org wrote up the Cbat Trombone Champ Interactive Fleshlight thing.
Go buy @HolyWowStudios@twitter.com's Trombone Champ (https://store.steampowered.com/app/1059990/Trombone_Champ/)
And @HudMo@twitter.com's Cry Sugar (https://hudsonmohawke.bandcamp.com/album/cry-sugar).
Do not buy the Interactive Fleshlight.
YOU DEMANDED IT.
And I obliged.
Cbat by Hudson Mohawke, as accompanied by Trombone Champ played using an Interactive Fleshlight from 2003.
(Cursor is moved by varying air pressure levels in the fleshlight.)
I'm gonna go clean the lube off my desk now.
ok but does it support dps/tps
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