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RT @Official_SELCAC@twitter.com

Laundering Teledildonics in pre-Dorset Cereals Norfolk

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Official_SELCAC/st

Dear god yes this. For all of the newness and stumbling blocks of WASM, I will never ever ever miss maintaining buttplug-node.

RT @sgrif@twitter.com

The "use the same code in the browser and the server" story is better in Rust than JavaScript

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/sgrif/status/15222

Just gotta find the platform for those things that interests people…

RT @kelseyhightower@twitter.com

Where are the low level system engineers? Specifically the people writing C or C++ hacking on kernels, device drivers, and file systems.

Code schools don't seem to be teaching this stuff and some universities have moved up the stack.

Are we even training the next generation?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/kelseyhightower/st

"Fuck the algorithm," I whisper to myself as I connect expensive teledildonics to a social media live feed

RT @SexToyClaims@twitter.com

Our teledildonic device is going to turn you gay, it won't be sorry and neither will you

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/SexToyClaims/statu

"Do you have a cage in your BDSM dungeon?"

"You mean the 'Zimbardo Room'?"

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just found out about the X1 Interrogator electrostim unit

can't believe their model names are "cold war" and "ww2" when they should've named it "milgram"

Users: Mastodon is great! Brands hate it here!

Me (@buttplugio on masto): Why yes, fellow fedi user, just us buttplugs here, no brands in sight!

>.>

<.<

Really need to start a sex tech in webcomic/fan art archive.

RT @adylaineart@twitter.com

Lilith and Lucifer Morningstar πŸ‘‘πŸβ€οΈβœ¨
Remote Phone App.
OH. EHEM.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/adylaineart/status

(Disclaimer: Do not do this. I'm just posting this to fuck with my neuro research followers. AFAIK none of this is happening, though tDCS gaming headsets were a thing at one point so honestly who fucking knows.)

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This technology, combined with tDCS based temporary cortical dysfunction creation, is really going to be the next level for power exchange play.

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Just wait 'til all of the BDSM people currently using Galvanic Vestibular Stimulation for body/balance control find out about this.

RT @VRScout@twitter.com

Researchers use VR/AR tech to control the human body: vrscout.com/news/researchers-u

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/VRScout/status/151

are you really even a programmer if you haven't coded while reverse cowboy

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