Ready for gaming here at Buttplug HQ
The interactive fleshlight expects a vintage fleshlight case, which has a slightly larger diameter than modern cases.
Gonna have to rig this to work.
In the background, Ferris, sitting next to a skeeball and a blender cube buttplug, looks on in disgust.
Love too hook 20 year old sex toys up to my computer and see the following completely normal notification.
Hello again, old friend.
This is the interactive fleshlight, a usb air pressure sensor for the fleshlight that came out in 2003.
The last time I had this thing out was 2008.
It’s been a minute.
anyone who plays osu! to an even mild proficiency is going to absolutely destroy this game.
I am not that person.
*looks at Trombone Champ*
*looks at vast onahole collection*
*looks at vive/tundra trackers and Index controllers*
Suddenly the idea of putting an accelerometer on a fleshlight is interesting again.
Trombone Champ is the best game ever made
Continuing the tradition of using my @NimbleStroker@twitter.com in inappropriate ways
I don’t think enough sober critical attention has been devoted to the observation that the only Mondo-2000 era Internet prediction that’s shaping out more or less as advertised is teledildonics
Huh, devices don't disconnect after I shutdown the Buttplug Server on iOS. I wonder why.
*looks at btleplug's corebluetooth implementation*
Oh. Yeah. That'd do it.
(I do not want to run a bluetooth le library. I have never wanted to run a bluetooth le library. But until someone puts something together in rust that supports every platform I need, I will run a bluetooth le library. :c )
Anyways we now have reliable server start/stop and device connect/disconnect on Android/iOS, so mostly down to finishing out basic features (instead of fixing platform specific bugs) then on to alpha!
Ugh I don't wanna write CoreBluetooth obj-c-ish binding code in rust D: D: D:
*looks at btleplug CoreBluetooth impl, all of which came from Servo's CB impl for WebBT, has been sitting there waiting for the glue to hook in into the library for ~3 years*
Oh well that's handy.
im just one of the many people stealing the valor of the true open source sex toy developer community
Open Source Sex Tech!
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