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Well fuck.

The interactive fleshlight expects a vintage fleshlight case, which has a slightly larger diameter than modern cases.

Gonna have to rig this to work.

In the background, Ferris, sitting next to a skeeball and a blender cube buttplug, looks on in disgust.

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Love too hook 20 year old sex toys up to my computer and see the following completely normal notification.

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Hello again, old friend.

This is the interactive fleshlight, a usb air pressure sensor for the fleshlight that came out in 2003.

The last time I had this thing out was 2008.

It’s been a minute.

metafetish.com/2008/04/10/too-

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anyone who plays osu! to an even mild proficiency is going to absolutely destroy this game.

I am not that person.

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*looks at Trombone Champ*

*looks at vast onahole collection*

*looks at vive/tundra trackers and Index controllers*

oh no

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Suddenly the idea of putting an accelerometer on a fleshlight is interesting again.

RT @JacobDJAtkinson@twitter.com

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JacobDJAtkinson/st

RT @pointeighto@twitter.com

Continuing the tradition of using my @NimbleStroker@twitter.com in inappropriate ways

🎹: @PsyKink@twitter.com
✋: @javafoxy@twitter.com
🙉: @rhoboto@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/pointeighto/status

RT @Blarg08125613@twitter.com

I don’t think enough sober critical attention has been devoted to the observation that the only Mondo-2000 era Internet prediction that’s shaping out more or less as advertised is teledildonics

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Blarg08125613/stat

Oh well now is a wonderful time to find out that there's no conditional compilation capabilities between desktop and mobile in flutter.

Seems like just a *bit* of a miss for a cross platform framework.

(I now just have per-platform entry points to fix this but come *on*)

RT @buttplugio@twitter.com

Huh, devices don't disconnect after I shutdown the Buttplug Server on iOS. I wonder why.

*looks at btleplug's corebluetooth implementation*

Oh. Yeah. That'd do it.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/buttplugio/status/

(I do not want to run a bluetooth le library. I have never wanted to run a bluetooth le library. But until someone puts something together in rust that supports every platform I need, I will run a bluetooth le library. :c )

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... And wow someone actually filed disconnect missing from CoreBluetooth as a repo issue *5 days ago*.

So now I look like an active, engaged maintainer versus a completely disengaged developer that just serendipitously had the same issue!

github.com/deviceplug/btleplug

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Anyways we now have reliable server start/stop and device connect/disconnect on Android/iOS, so mostly down to finishing out basic features (instead of fixing platform specific bugs) then on to alpha!

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Ugh I don't wanna write CoreBluetooth obj-c-ish binding code in rust D: D: D:

*looks at btleplug CoreBluetooth impl, all of which came from Servo's CB impl for WebBT, has been sitting there waiting for the glue to hook in into the library for ~3 years*

Oh well that's handy.

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Huh, devices don't disconnect after I shutdown the Buttplug Server on iOS. I wonder why.

*looks at btleplug's corebluetooth implementation*

Oh. Yeah. That'd do it.

im just one of the many people stealing the valor of the true open source sex toy developer community

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